This shop cannot accept returns or exchanges but will make exceptions when the product is damaged, gone missing in transit, or if the incorrect item was shipped. If you experience a missing or damaged package/product, please send a message via the Etsy shop messenger describing the issue ASAP. For missing packages please communicate with this shop so a claim can promptly be made to USPS and a replacement can be sent to you. If there is damage to your item(s) you may need to submit a photo.

If you have trouble with germination, etc. of seeds, please make sure to thoroughly follow the directions and give the proper procedures, placement, and time indicated for seed sprouting, etc.

If you are still experiencing issues after the proper directions have been followed and maximum duration of germination time has passed, please contact the shop via Etsy messenger describing the problem so the shop can remedy your issue.

FOR SEEDS: Normal order turnaround time is 1 business day, but to avoid any problems 1-3 business days is stated. Keep in mind this shop is not responsible for USPS slowdowns e.g.: pick-up delays, updating tracking numbers, and delivery issues.
FOR PRINTED PRODUCTS: Please see the item listing page.

Do you ship outside the US? Not at this time.

Do you ship seeds to Hawaii & Alaska? Yes. For seeds, be aware there may be state restrictions. Most seeds sold here are more than likely okay, but please look up whether or not your state prohibits a certain plant before ordering. You can get more info here https://plants.usda.gov/java/noxiousDriver

These are garden nerd terms for simple things.
Stratification means simulating what seeds would experience in their natural environment. For instance, some seeds need a chill (winter conditions) before they can sprout. You can often solve this either by sowing in the Fall/Winter, refrigeration, and/or moisture prior to planting. The time varies for seed type. Keep in mind your hardiness zone when ordering seeds as some flower seeds may not work in your climate.
Scarification is a stratification method of nicking or giving a hot water treatment to the seed before planting.

Sometimes special techniques are unneeded, but if the seeds you order require a special process there will be full instructions on the product page.

Not sure, but you can find out by looking up noxious or invasive plants in your county/region/state. Here's more information: https://plants.usda.gov/java/noxiousDriver

NOTE: Etsy may block you from buying items that the USDA says are restricted in your area. If this happens you are more than welcome to ask about this by messaging this shop.

You can keep seeds in a cool dark place. Probably the easiest place is a refrigerator. As far as seeds going bad, seed types differ in how well they keep but most can actually last for a couple of years.

And nope. Doing the seed sink test might work for some seeds like melons, but only if they haven't been thoroughly dried.
Not to worry about the seeds sold in this shop. They are tested for germination and the seeds are no older than the prior summer's harvest.

Many are safe but not all. If the plant type is known to be harmful there will be a disclaimer on the product page and in the instructions shipped with the item. It is, however, a good idea to look up information on any plant you're thinking of having around kids & pets.

No...those are ridiculously bad ideas. That guy sounds like a disaster.