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What Was Your Name In Your Previous Life?

Shirley Joy was born in 1926, she lived through the blitz in London and had a steamy affair with an American Marine. She later married an accountant and settled down in the suburbs, but she was bored and longed for more. She tragically died at a stampede when the first IKEA opened in England.

Shirley Joy Madison

Marcus Marcius was a gladiator in ancient Rome, born in 45 AD. He was a minor celebrity of his time, but the fame went to his head, he got cocky, and died against an amateur challenger. Don't make the same mistakes you made when your name was Marcus Marcius.

Marcus Marcius VIII

Dave was a peasant in the Middle Ages. Dave never had a bath and smelled awful. He died being trampled by an angry cow the day after he finally married. His wife lived a long and happy life.

Dave

Ethel-Mae was born in 1847 in Wales. Her family weren't rich, nor posh, but her mother had ambition. She started as a maid in a big house, and soon excelled at her work and moved to the palace, she worked up the ranks and at 35 was a lady-in-waiting for Queen Victoria. She died at 95.

Ethel-Mae Fitzwilliam

Martinella Amello was a mover and a shaker in Renaissance Florence. She spent her life going to parties, eating delicious food, and appreciating art. She lived the high life, but died tragically young after eating some dodgy pheasant.

Martinella Amello

Errrrrrrrr Ghhhnaaa was born in 8000 BC, back when farming was the hot new thing. But Errrrrrrrr Ghhhnaaa was an old timer: He was adamant that this newfangled farming was to be the death of humanity. He stuck to hunter-gathering, but sadly died at the ripe old age of 27, after accidentally eating a poisonous mushroom.

Errrrrrrrr Ghhhnaaa

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